emeraldsplash:

no one man should have all that power

BUT I WORKED AT AN AEROPOSTALE

IVE NEVER BEEN INSIDE A HOLLISTER STORE

falcnpunch:

"mr. president, robin thicke and his wack ass song have yet to be destroyed" obama spins around in his chair and slams the Launch Every Fucking Nuke In The World Button

life hack: surgeons can and will give you extra teeth and biceps

still sure my son’s gonna shit himself in a sharkboy costume at school someday and i’ll get to call him ShartBoy

animeboy420:

i met her on my TARDIS 

how do we know that the current ash is the one pikachu started with

wow! thanks tumblr! thank you for that sponsored post. my morning was made because of that goon harry styles in your Paid Post. inspiring

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